El Buchon (play)

El Buchon
2007
Characters:
-police officer
-Luis
-El Buchon/Juan
First performance:
Fashion square, Phoenix, AZ.
Scene:
El Buchon wearing with Ed hardy clothes and funny boots who always hang-out with a prep guy at the mall.
At their meeting, the police officer always inspectioned them because Juan looked like a gangster with his clothes and way to talk.
Shopping at the mall, Juan asks to the police officer why always he go to the mall he is inspected by him (officer)

Juan: (Juan driving to the mall talking to Luis) aver, aver, aver, what are we going to buy today my dear friend, Luisillo?
Luis: Pues no se guey, yo ya me aburri de que siempre te lleves toda la Louis vuitton.
Juan: Take it easy! Ya te llegara la hora.
Luis. No manches guey, nomas falta que el officer nos inspeccione otra vez guey!
Juan: I know, this little security thinks he is obama, he always inspection us.
Luis: ya se guey no manches osea siempre nos tiene que inspeccionar, osea pues con quien cree que esta tratando el guey?
Juan: (walking to enter to the mall) well, let see if he inspection us again, esta pero crazy el guey!
Luis: (opening the mall doors) no manches guey! Ahi esta el officer!
Juan: Stop kidding me! Me lleva! Asta parece que nos estava esperando!
Officer: (walking to talk to Juan and Luis) hello my kids, what are you going to steal today?
Luis: steal? Osea what’s wrong with you guey? We never steal ok?
Juan: calmado guey! Relax! Si apenas vamos entrando, esperate a que compremos o ya que entemos a una tienda, pero osea nos vez y ya nos quieres inspeccionar, no manches!
Officer: I am just doing my job guys.
Luis: no manches callate si? Can you shut up?
Juan: de puro coraje, I am going to my compa Williams, pa que me preste su avioneta, ojala que no este cargada, pa irnos al fashion valley de San Diego, pero primero, I have to ask you the question who always is disturbing me, why always we come here, you have to inspect our clothes and our shopping bags?
Officer: (taking out his hat) well, you look like a gangster
Juan: What? Why I look like a gangster? Anyway gangster are rich so I wouldn’t have reasons to steal
Officer: but you look like a gato, not like the main gangster, look at your cap, your Rosario, your boots, your cell phone.
Juan: what about my cell phone?
Officer: yeah, you use a Nextel
Juan: what you say about me is called buchon in Sinaloa, and not because I wear like this I am a gato or a heavy gangster
Luis: que oso guey! ya mandale la alerta al compa williams